Wovie

1. The More Something Is Disliked, the More Lovely It Is

2. Rules Are Made to be Broken

3. Otaku Are Talkative

4. There's a Thin Line Between Strengths and Weaknesses

5. Important Things Are Hard To See

6. It’s All About the Beat and Timing

7. Love Is Often Played Out In Sudden Death

8. Kids Don’t Understand How Their Parents Feel

9. Some Things Are Better Left Unsaid

10. Life is a test

11. People Are All Escapees of Their Own Inner Prisons

12. Definitely Do Not Let Your Girlfriend See the Things You Use for Cross-Dressing / There's Almost a 100% Chance You’ll Forget Your Umbrella and Hate Yourself For It

13. A Birthday in Your Twenties Has No Deep Meaning / Lucky Is a Man Who Gets Up and Goes to Work

14. Cleaning the Toilet Cleanses the Soul

15. They Say Soy Sauce On Pudding Tastes Like Sea Urchin, But Soy Sauce On Pudding Only Tastes Like Pudding and Soy Sauce

16. Summer Vacation is the Most Fun Right Before It Begins

17. The Older, the Wiser

18. Beauty Is Like a Summer Fruit

19. Even if Your Back is Bent, Go Straight Forward

20. Within Each Box of Cigarettes, Are One or Two Cigarettes That Smell Like Horse Dung

21. Japanese Restaurants Abroad Taste Pretty Much Like School Cafeteria Lunches / Once You've Taken a Dish, You Can't Put It Back

22. Novices Only Need a Flathead and a Phillips

23. Imagination Is Nurtured In the 8th Grade

24. Always Keep a Screwdriver In Your Heart

25. When Nagging Goes Too Far It Becomes Intimidating

26. Entering the Final Chapter!

27. Some Things Can Only Be Conveyed Through the Written Word

28. Sometimes You Must Meet to Understand

29. Sometimes You Can’t Tell Just By Meeting Someone

30. Beware of Food You Pick Up Off the Ground

31. Cat Lovers and Dog Lovers Are Mutually Exclusive

32. Fights Often Ensue During Trips

33. Briefs Will Unavoidably Get Skidmarks

34. Gin and His Excellency's Good-for-Nothings

35. Be Very Careful When Using Ghost Stories

36. Before Thinking About the Earth, Think About the More Endangered Gintaman’s Future!

37. It's Your House, You Build It

38. 99% of Men Aren't Confident in Confessing Their Love / People Who Don't Believe in Santa Are the Very Ones Who Want to Believe, You Contentious Bastard

39. Let's Talk About the Old Days Once in a While

40. Don't Put Your Wallet In Your Back Pocket

41. Beware of Those Who Use an Umbrella on a Sunny Day!

42. Butting Into a Fight is Dangerous

43. Life Is About Making Consecutive Decisions

44. Those Who Stand On Four Legs Are Beasts. Those Who Stand on Two Legs, Guts, and Glory, Are Men

45. Don’t Trust Bedtime Stories

46. The Color for Each Person’s Bond Comes in Various Colors

47. The Taste of Drinking Under Broad Daylight Is Something Special

48. All Adults are Instructors for All Children

49. Zip Up Your Fly Nice and Slowly

50. When Breaking a Chuubert in Half, the End with the Knob Should Be Better. It's Also Tasty to Drink from There

51. If You Can’t Beat Them, Join Them