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1. Here's why cosmetics should come in unbreakable bottles

2. Here's why there are instances when vegetables aren't necessarily good for you

3. Here's why you should stay out of coffee shops if you don't drink coffee

4. Here's why you should never wear high heels to the bank

5. Here's why it's not good to stare at people in restaurants

6. Here's why it's tough to sell watermelons after midnight

7. Here's why a torch is too heavy to carry in a purse

8. Here's why they call the little one a jingle and the big one the blues

9. Here's another bedtime story

10. Here's why it's good to have a cake burning in the refrigerator

11. Here's why Henry David Thoreau chose the pond

12. Here's why you've gotta bake a batch of cookies every once in a while

13. Here's why good guys sometimes wear black