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You Don't Mess with the Zohan

You Don't Mess with the Zohan

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An Israeli counterterrorism soldier with a secretly fabulous ambition to become a Manhattan hairstylist. Zohan's desire runs so deep that he'll do anything -- including faking his own death and going head-to-head with an Arab cab driver -- to make his dreams come true.

Date: 06/05/2008
Rating: 5.7
Cast: Adam Sandler, Emmanuelle Chriqui, John Turturro, Nick Swardson, Lainie Kazan, Rob Schneider, Kevin Nealon, Mariah Carey, Yamit Sol, Adria Tennor, Daoud Heidami, Dave Matthews, Charlotte Rae, Michael Buffer, Ido Mosseri, Sayed Badreya, Robert Smigel, Ido Mor, Donna Feldman, Norma Michaels, Danny A. Abeckaser, Bunny Levine, Bruce Vilanch, John McEnroe, Dina Doron, Shelley Berman, Chris Rock, John Paul DeJoria, Alec Mapa, Ahmed Ahmed, Ben Wise, John Farley, Yossi Marshek, Guri Weinberg, Mousa Kraish, Roni Levy, Reuven Bar-Yotam, Barry Livingston, Rick Gifford, Daniel Browning Smith, Tyler Spindel, Julia Lea Wolov, Dana Goodman, Todd Holland, Kevin Grady, Bobby Tisdale, Herzl Tobey, Ori Pfeffer, Alex Luria, Guy Oseary, Yinon Sapir, Naama Nativ, Dennis Dugan, Gerry Del Sol, Shulie Cowen, Maysoon Zayid, Helen Siff, Cynthia Frost, Anna Berger, Susan Grace, Marjorie Loomis, Carol Schlanger, Edith S. Wolfrey, Phoebe Dorin, Lina So, Eloise DeJoria, Vanessa Long, Donielle Artese, Blake Bertrand, Sidney Ganis, Laurie Meghan Phelps, Kenneth Greenaway, Constance Barron, Kristen Lowman, Penelope Windust, Kathleen Noone, Christopher Innvar, Ray Garvey, Barbara Ann Davison, Eric Lamonsoff, Connor Wiles, Jennifer De Minco, Nicole Bennett, Edmund Lyndeck, Lily Javaherpour, Kristina Haddad, Larry Marko, Anne Marie Howard, Veerta Motiani, Billy Concha, Marco Khan, Sam Sagheb, Latif Marotti, Christian Reeve, Aesop Aquarian, Michelle Arenal, Jordan Ashbrook, Moran Atias, Ashley Ausburn, Barbara Jean Barrielle, Mike Basone, Mike Batayeh, Robert Benny, Denise Bradley, Guile Branco, Lamar Brown, Melanie Bulujian, Monica Cabral, Kevin Cannon, Ella Christopher, Nick Clark, Cheryl Cosenza, Rossie Cottrell, John Dardenne, Joseph DeLuca, Kendall Draughn, John Duerler, Marshall Factora, Eric Feliciano, Ian Fisher, Anna Garcia Williams, Leslie Garza, Jessica Mei Gershen, Nikki Giavasis, Ronald E. Giles, Sharlene Grover, Sepideh Haftgoli, Zahra Heydari, Seth Howard, Kevin James, Paul Jeans, Dave Johnson, Todd Justin, Sam Kalidi, Sona Karia, Rock Kohli, Mark Kubr, Timothy Dean Lee, Paula Lemes, Bernadette Lords, Anthony Martins, Roni Meron, Nicole Montano, Rachael Murphy, Bibiana Navas, Christina Neferis, Adam Ohl, John Radcliff, Klavdia Ramnareine, Deborah Rombaut, Sandra Rosko, Rob Shapiro, Mikael Sharafyan, Jhennah Sinclaire, Terrie Snell, Chris Spinelli, Riley Thomas Stewart, Lee Stickler, Sarah Stringer, Christa Texeira, Keana Texeira, Seth Texeira, Sophie Texeira, Ryan Phillip Thomas, Gina Tleel, Uzimann, Kevin van Doorslaer, Dave Vij, Holly Weber, Molly Weiner, Joe Van Wie, Henry Winkler, Saye Yabandeh, Julius Zagon, David Zahedian, Betty Murphy, George Takei, Dianne Perry Dowler, Maite Garcia, Sadie Sandler

Adam Sandler as Zohan Dvir in You Don't Mess with the Zohan Adam Sandler

Emmanuelle Chriqui as Dalia Hakbarah in You Don't Mess with the Zohan Emmanuelle Chriqui

John Turturro as Fatoush 'The Phantom' Hakbarah in You Don't Mess with the Zohan John Turturro

Nick Swardson as Michael Klayman in You Don't Mess with the Zohan Nick Swardson

Lainie Kazan as Gail Klayman in You Don't Mess with the Zohan Lainie Kazan

Rob Schneider as Salim Yousfobdal in You Don't Mess with the Zohan Rob Schneider

Kevin Nealon as Kevin in You Don't Mess with the Zohan Kevin Nealon

Mariah Carey as Mariah Carey in You Don't Mess with the Zohan Mariah Carey

Yamit Sol as Dorit in You Don't Mess with the Zohan Yamit Sol

Adria Tennor as Kids' Salon Owner in You Don't Mess with the Zohan Adria Tennor

Daoud Heidami as Nasi in You Don't Mess with the Zohan Daoud Heidami

Dave Matthews as James T. O'Skanlon in You Don't Mess with the Zohan Dave Matthews

Charlotte Rae as Mrs. Greenhouse in You Don't Mess with the Zohan Charlotte Rae

Michael Buffer as Grant Walbridge in You Don't Mess with the Zohan Michael Buffer

Ido Mosseri as Oori Shulimson in You Don't Mess with the Zohan Ido Mosseri

Sayed Badreya as Hamdi in You Don't Mess with the Zohan Sayed Badreya

Robert Smigel as Yosi in You Don't Mess with the Zohan Robert Smigel

Ido Mor as Hassan in You Don't Mess with the Zohan Ido Mor

Donna Feldman

Norma Michaels as Older Lady in Salon in You Don't Mess with the Zohan Norma Michaels

Danny A. Abeckaser as Ze'ev in You Don't Mess with the Zohan Danny A. Abeckaser

Bunny Levine as Older Lady in Salon in You Don't Mess with the Zohan Bunny Levine

Bruce Vilanch as Bruce Vilanch in You Don't Mess with the Zohan Bruce Vilanch

John McEnroe as John McEnroe in You Don't Mess with the Zohan John McEnroe

Dina Doron as Zohan's Mother in You Don't Mess with the Zohan Dina Doron

Shelley Berman as Zohan's Father in You Don't Mess with the Zohan Shelley Berman

Chris Rock as Taxi Driver in You Don't Mess with the Zohan Chris Rock

John Paul DeJoria

Alec Mapa as Claude in You Don't Mess with the Zohan Alec Mapa

Ahmed Ahmed as Waleed in You Don't Mess with the Zohan Ahmed Ahmed

Ben Wise

John Farley as Tom in You Don't Mess with the Zohan John Farley

Yossi Marshek as Pinchas in You Don't Mess with the Zohan Yossi Marshek

Guri Weinberg as Aharon in You Don't Mess with the Zohan Guri Weinberg

Mousa Kraish as Bashir in You Don't Mess with the Zohan Mousa Kraish

Roni Levy

Reuven Bar-Yotam as Levi in You Don't Mess with the Zohan Reuven Bar-Yotam

Barry Livingston as Gray Kleibolt in You Don't Mess with the Zohan Barry Livingston

Rick Gifford as Philip in You Don't Mess with the Zohan Rick Gifford

Daniel Browning Smith as Real Estate Agent in You Don't Mess with the Zohan Daniel Browning Smith

Tyler Spindel as Doorman in You Don't Mess with the Zohan Tyler Spindel

Julia Lea Wolov as Mariah's Assistant in You Don't Mess with the Zohan Julia Lea Wolov

Dana Goodman as Mariah's Assistant in You Don't Mess with the Zohan Dana Goodman

Todd Holland

Kevin Grady

Bobby Tisdale as Skizzy in You Don't Mess with the Zohan Bobby Tisdale

Herzl Tobey as Commander in You Don't Mess with the Zohan Herzl Tobey

Ori Pfeffer as Second Commander in You Don't Mess with the Zohan Ori Pfeffer

Alex Luria as Koby in You Don't Mess with the Zohan Alex Luria

Guy Oseary as Avi in You Don't Mess with the Zohan Guy Oseary

Yinon Sapir

Naama Nativ

Dennis Dugan as Homeless Guy in You Don't Mess with the Zohan Dennis Dugan

Gerry Del Sol

Shulie Cowen as Debbie in You Don't Mess with the Zohan Shulie Cowen

Maysoon Zayid as Nadira in You Don't Mess with the Zohan Maysoon Zayid

Helen Siff as Mrs. Skitzer in You Don't Mess with the Zohan Helen Siff

Cynthia Frost

Anna Berger as Older Lady in Salon in You Don't Mess with the Zohan Anna Berger

Susan Grace as Older Lady in Salon in You Don't Mess with the Zohan Susan Grace

Marjorie Loomis

Carol Schlanger

Edith S. Wolfrey

Phoebe Dorin as Older Lady in Salon in You Don't Mess with the Zohan Phoebe Dorin

Lina So as Hip Salon Receptionist in You Don't Mess with the Zohan Lina So

Eloise DeJoria as Blonde at Salon in You Don't Mess with the Zohan Eloise DeJoria

Vanessa Long

Donielle Artese

Blake Bertrand as Little Boy in You Don't Mess with the Zohan Blake Bertrand

Sidney Ganis as Doctor in You Don't Mess with the Zohan Sidney Ganis

Laurie Meghan Phelps

Kenneth Greenaway

Constance Barron as First Woman in Cab in You Don't Mess with the Zohan Constance Barron

Kristen Lowman

Penelope Windust

Kathleen Noone as Second Woman in Cab in You Don't Mess with the Zohan Kathleen Noone

Christopher Innvar as Angry Tall Driver in You Don't Mess with the Zohan Christopher Innvar

Ray Garvey as Truck Driver in You Don't Mess with the Zohan Ray Garvey

Barbara Ann Davison

Eric Lamonsoff

Connor Wiles

Jennifer De Minco as Arguing Female Customer in You Don't Mess with the Zohan Jennifer De Minco

Nicole Bennett

Edmund Lyndeck as Pharmacist in You Don't Mess with the Zohan Edmund Lyndeck

Lily Javaherpour

Kristina Haddad as Hamdi's Wife (voice) in You Don't Mess with the Zohan Kristina Haddad

Larry Marko as Phantom's Trainer in You Don't Mess with the Zohan Larry Marko

Anne Marie Howard as Reporter in You Don't Mess with the Zohan Anne Marie Howard

Veerta Motiani as Beach Girl in You Don't Mess with the Zohan Veerta Motiani

Billy Concha as Kayaker in You Don't Mess with the Zohan Billy Concha

Marco Khan as Terrorist with Hand in You Don't Mess with the Zohan Marco Khan

Sam Sagheb

Latif Marotti

Christian Reeve

Aesop Aquarian as Rabbi in You Don't Mess with the Zohan Aesop Aquarian

Michelle Arenal

Jordan Ashbrook as Hot Girl in Club in You Don't Mess with the Zohan Jordan Ashbrook

Moran Atias as Eti in You Don't Mess with the Zohan Moran Atias

Ashley Ausburn

Barbara Jean Barrielle as Cheerleader in You Don't Mess with the Zohan Barbara Jean Barrielle

Mike Basone

Mike Batayeh as Fry Cook in You Don't Mess with the Zohan Mike Batayeh

Robert Benny

Denise Bradley as Hackey Sack Enthusiast in You Don't Mess with the Zohan Denise Bradley

Guile Branco as Isreali Soldier in You Don't Mess with the Zohan Guile Branco

Lamar Brown

Melanie Bulujian as Isreali Dancer in You Don't Mess with the Zohan Melanie Bulujian

Monica Cabral as Fizzy-Bubbeleh Girl in You Don't Mess with the Zohan Monica Cabral

Kevin Cannon as Times Square Crazy Man in You Don't Mess with the Zohan Kevin Cannon

Ella Christopher as Phantom's Wife in You Don't Mess with the Zohan Ella Christopher

Nick Clark

Cheryl Cosenza as Ribbon Cutting Girl in You Don't Mess with the Zohan Cheryl Cosenza

Rossie Cottrell

John Dardenne

Joseph DeLuca

Kendall Draughn as Picnic Girl in You Don't Mess with the Zohan Kendall Draughn

John Duerler as Electronic Store Customer in You Don't Mess with the Zohan John Duerler

Marshall Factora

Eric Feliciano

Ian Fisher as Disco Merchant in You Don't Mess with the Zohan Ian Fisher

Anna Garcia Williams

Leslie Garza as Disco Hip Girl in You Don't Mess with the Zohan Leslie Garza

Jessica Mei Gershen

Nikki Giavasis as Waitress in You Don't Mess with the Zohan Nikki Giavasis

Ronald E. Giles

Sharlene Grover as Isreali Soldier in You Don't Mess with the Zohan Sharlene Grover

Sepideh Haftgoli

Zahra Heydari

Seth Howard

Kevin James as Hacky Sack Tournament Celebrity Judge in You Don't Mess with the Zohan Kevin James

Paul Jeans

Dave Johnson

Todd Justin

Sam Kalidi as Amir in You Don't Mess with the Zohan Sam Kalidi

Sona Karia

Rock Kohli as Vendor with No Fizzi Bubblech in You Don't Mess with the Zohan Rock Kohli

Mark Kubr as Criminal #3 in You Don't Mess with the Zohan Mark Kubr

Timothy Dean Lee

Paula Lemes

Bernadette Lords as Businesswoman in You Don't Mess with the Zohan Bernadette Lords

Anthony Martins as Arab #3 in You Don't Mess with the Zohan Anthony Martins

Roni Meron as Hot Girl / Waitress in You Don't Mess with the Zohan Roni Meron

Nicole Montano

Rachael Murphy

Bibiana Navas as Phantom's Wife in You Don't Mess with the Zohan Bibiana Navas

Christina Neferis as Hacky Sack Fan in You Don't Mess with the Zohan Christina Neferis

Adam Ohl

John Radcliff

Klavdia Ramnareine as The Hot Chick in You Don't Mess with the Zohan Klavdia Ramnareine

Deborah Rombaut as Snooty French Girl at the Club in You Don't Mess with the Zohan Deborah Rombaut

Sandra Rosko as Middle Eastern Girl in You Don't Mess with the Zohan Sandra Rosko

Rob Shapiro

Mikael Sharafyan

Jhennah Sinclaire as Dancer in You Don't Mess with the Zohan Jhennah Sinclaire

Terrie Snell as Woman in Beauty Shop in You Don't Mess with the Zohan Terrie Snell

Chris Spinelli as Angry Palestinian in You Don't Mess with the Zohan Chris Spinelli

Riley Thomas Stewart as Little Boy #2 in You Don't Mess with the Zohan Riley Thomas Stewart

Lee Stickler

Sarah Stringer

Christa Texeira

Keana Texeira as Rock-throwing Girl in You Don't Mess with the Zohan Keana Texeira

Seth Texeira

Sophie Texeira

Ryan Phillip Thomas

Gina Tleel as Shopper in You Don't Mess with the Zohan Gina Tleel

Uzimann as Cafe Customer in You Don't Mess with the Zohan Uzimann

Kevin van Doorslaer as Isreali Soldier in You Don't Mess with the Zohan Kevin van Doorslaer

Dave Vij

Holly Weber as Girlfriend in You Don't Mess with the Zohan Holly Weber

Molly Weiner as Salon Patron in You Don't Mess with the Zohan Molly Weiner

Joe Van Wie

Henry Winkler as Limousine Passenger in You Don't Mess with the Zohan Henry Winkler

Saye Yabandeh as Girlfriend in You Don't Mess with the Zohan Saye Yabandeh

Julius Zagon

David Zahedian

Betty Murphy as Mrs. Haines in You Don't Mess with the Zohan Betty Murphy

George Takei as George Takei in You Don't Mess with the Zohan George Takei

Dianne Perry Dowler as Phantom's Wife in You Don't Mess with the Zohan Dianne Perry Dowler

Maite Garcia as Phantom's Wife (uncredited) in You Don't Mess with the Zohan Maite Garcia

Sadie Sandler as Girl Riding on Goat (uncredited) in You Don't Mess with the Zohan Sadie Sandler

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